dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via it-was-just-the-cat)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via it-was-just-the-cat)

that-fangirl-there:

thrillsurfer:

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking

(Source: boymeatsworld, via it-was-just-the-cat)